Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dear Fellow Business Owners

Dear Fellow Business Owners,

As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama, will be our next President, and that my taxes and fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about, 8%. I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family, here and did'nt know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found, 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

I am sending this letter to all Business owners that I know.


JOOA Corp.


Anonymous said...

Well done, sir - it seems to me that the people openly boasting of voting for the guy who will cause the need, should be the first to volunteer to bear the repercussions.

Annie Logue said...

I can't find anything about JOOA Corp. online. I'm curious, what does this company do? I'm assuming that you know all about it and know the owner, because you wouldn't just put spammy email on your blog, would you?

Anonymous said...

If you'll check Hoover's, you'll find a JOOA Enterprise in Flint, MI. Perhaps this is the entity referred to in the letter?

Anonymous said...

Nope. It's not JOOA Enterprise. That business belongs to my uncle.

Anonymous said...

Do you know Ward? Where is JOOA Corp. and what do they produce? Does Ward really employ 30 people? How did Ward come up with his 8% price hike? If Ward is a good business owner he might also realize some employees have much more value, regardless of political beliefs, than others.

Who brings in the money? I hope it isn't one of the 8 employees that Ward claims to have and is claiming he will let go.

This is weak - very, very weak.

Unknown said...

YOu know...I think this is a big fake...but if it is not...it will be a fun lawsuit to watch. It is totally against the law! I hope this commie is real so I can see him loose his business!!!